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  • 见光死、鬼压床、脑溢血,这些英文歌曲名的中文翻译,是不是看着觉得很不靠谱?那你觉得 羊杂碎乐队 、 你二乐队 天线宝宝乐队 的翻译怎么样?快来看看这些相当有颠覆性的中文译名吧。 爱尔兰摇滚乐队The Cranberri
  • I can t let him get away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can t
  • Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That s impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give me brains. He said, Let me try world peace. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一
  • Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today. Waiter: Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we will charge your money for t
  • Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 生日 教授:你的生日是什么时候? 孩子:5月30日。 教授:哪一年? 孩子:每年都是。
  • A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in h
  • 简单、易懂、精炼的圣诞节英语小笑话,让你的圣诞乐翻天! Santa of course! 当然是圣诞老人啦! On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator
  • 圣诞派对上得搞笑对话 Isn t the head teacher a bit of a twit? said a boy to a girl. 一个小男孩跟小女孩说: 你有没有觉得班主任有点傻? Well, do you know who I am? inquired the girl. 小女孩回答到:
  • Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal 圣诞节晚宴上的餐前祷告 Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee b
  • 简单、易懂、精炼的圣诞节英语小笑话,让你的圣诞乐翻天! A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物 A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. 圣诞节来了,一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常
  • Coffee Problem 咖啡问题 A man was at the doctor s office. Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do? he asked. 一位男子来到医生的办公室。
  • A lawyer s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer s office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do
  • Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake
  • Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What s the meaning of the word